disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

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@3 hours ago with 31470 notes

kingjaffejoffer:

Have you ever been ashy, put lotion on the area in question, and it still looks fucking ashy after you’re done. And you just look at the skin with a look of incredulousness 

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What kind of lotion-resistant sub saharan strain of ash is this?

(via perry1991)

@4 hours ago with 1712 notes

sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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(Source: chalksouls, via laughingstation)

@9 hours ago with 99366 notes

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

invincible64:

kellerprocess:

brain-food:

What if instead of throwing your pencil stubs away when they´re too short to use, you could plant them, add some water and watch them grow? Meet Sprout, a pencil with a seed! The high quality pencil features a water activated capsule at its tip, when the pencil is too short to use, you can plant it and have it grow into something delicious, beautiful and fun. Sprout comes in a variety of different flavors, from flowers, to herbs and vegies. A great idea to make writing fun again. watch the video

Funded by a successful kickstarter campaign, the Sprout Pencil is now available for purchase at amazon and in Europe at firebox

Yes please!

I need this

Do you know how many pencils I lose in my room? I would have a whole damn herb garden growing under my bed with these things.

(via turning-on-the-light)

@10 hours ago with 131515 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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@1 day ago with 152020 notes

noobtheloser:

"Just keep walking. If I really commit, he’ll just assume I meant to do this."

I honestly just did this so I could draw the bird looking back like that in the last panel. Hahaha look at him.

I do a lot of these.

So do other people.

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@1 day ago with 17701 notes
awwww-cute:

Having trouble getting out the tent

awwww-cute:

Having trouble getting out the tent

(via departured)

@1 day ago with 43249 notes

Senior year theme song

@1 day ago with 4 note and 495888 play
#2 on #tinashe #drake #senior year #music 

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

(via badgersinbowties)

@4 hours ago with 50660 notes
sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

(Source: sixpenceee, via guy)

@4 hours ago with 234119 notes

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via wevansly)

@9 hours ago with 160382 notes

bewbin:

Had to give some bad news

@10 hours ago with 2886 notes
latelycravingmore:

Snapchats I’ll never send #5

latelycravingmore:

Snapchats I’ll never send #5

@1 day ago with 810 notes

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@1 day ago with 42850 notes

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via laughingstation)

@1 day ago with 280027 notes